If you are looking for a way to say "thank you", "I appreciate you", "I owe you one", or any other sentiment of gratitude, Steven encourages you to consider buying him a $25 pizza.
Well, Steven does understand that perspective and he has participated in that very same pizza conversation before. Here is one such example:
Mike [6:09 PM]
I gotta say $25 is a bit steep for pizza - that's more like buy Steven 2 pizzas and a coke
Steven [6:09 PM]
you are crazy! $25 is the low end. thats a papajohns delivery for one medium pie, and I'm still coming out of the pocket. delivery fee + tip + price of pizza!
Mike [6:11 PM]
your gratitude via pizza standards are much too high, medium is plenty for 1 Steven and let's not go crazy on toppings
Steven [6:14 PM]
I don't know man, I think you're hard pressed to get out of a pizza delivery for less than 25. pepperoni + pineapple + no extras.
Mike [6:14 PM]
boom, plus a "keep the change" tip
Steven [6:15 PM]
geez man! thats cruel! $0.12 is not a good tip!
Mike [6:16 PM]
$1.88 out of pocket then, I think $2 is plenty for one pizza
Steven [6:17 PM]
$2 is not enough! 20% on $25 = $5. you are cruel to your pizza professionals
Mike [6:17 PM]
don't tip on delivery fee and tax! always on subtotal. you're tipping standards border on bourgeois
Steven [6:18 PM]
when you go to a restaurant, do you tip on just sub-total?
Mike [6:19 PM]
usually, yes - but always 20%
Steven [6:19 PM]
!!!
Steven [6:20]
I digress. It seems as though you have developed a better appreciation for the $25 pizza standard....
Mike [6:20 PM]
lol, I may have. it seems more fair now
Steven [6:21 PM]
well that's a victory
